Draper Therapies: ‘Santa Baby’ – Hunter/Jumper Edition

Not quite sure how to break the news of your hefty Christmas list to Santa this year? We rewrote the lyrics to “Santa Baby” for your convenience.

Here goes (most effective when sung while in your best Marilyn Monroe voice):

Santa Baby, slip a jumper under the tree, for me.
Been an awful good girl, Santa baby,
So hurry down the hayloft tonight.








Santa baby, a ’20 F350 too,
In blue.
With a tow package dear,
Santa baby, so hurry down the hayloft tonight.






Think of all the trainers’ butts I’ve kissed,
Think of all the distances I haven’t missed,
Next year I’m sure this could be me,
If you’ll check off my Christmas list.








Santa baby, I wanna rig and really that’s not
so big,
Dropped my stirrups all year,
Santa baby, so hurry down the hayloft tonight.









Santa honey, there’s one thing I really do need,
The deed
To a Wellington farm,
Santa honey, so hurry down the hayloft tonight.






Santa cutie, I need a hot stablehand named Tex,
And checks.
Sign your ‘X’ on the line,
Santa cutie, and hurry down the hayloft tonight.

Come and leave my horse a snack,
A lifetime supply of supplements from SmartPak,
I really do believe in you,
Let’s see if you believe in me.

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing,
A ring.
I don’t mean on the phone.
Santa baby, so hurry down the hayloft tonight.







Hurry down the hayloft tonight.
Hurry, tonight.

Happy Holidays from all of us at Jumper Nation!


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