“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all horse-crazy jumpers tossing their 1500 pound animals into the air over big flashy sticks are equally nuts. That they are endowed by their creator with a certain unalienable fashion sense, work ethic, and deeply misplaced priorities.
We therefore amend on this July Fourth that we should jump, wear, eat, and bedazzle the crap out of all things with the American colors: red, white, and blue.”
-Not Thomas Jefferson
Happy Fourth of July, Jumper Nation, and follow in the footsteps of these founding freak flag Americans and get your stars and stripes on!